Oh Dearest People who read this blog...
If you happen to know me and I happen not to be able to live to see the MOON tomorrow... Please help me tell my parents what happened...
It wasnt SUICIDE if it happened within this two days I PROMISE...
It was this...
Still dun get what I mean? Maybe look a little closer...
Still dun get it? Well it is a dead lizard... A Lizard is found DEAD in my cup of ginger drink... It DROWNED IN MY DRINK...
Rest in Peace Lizard... Although I have always personally wanted to kill you but just too lazy to do so... And might have planned the murder of a few of your ancestors...
Well the best part of the whole story? I did not know until I drank up the whole drink... -.- After finishing I was staring at it wondering if my mother added in protein into my drink... -.-
Okay maybe I really am rather disgusted by the fact that I drank the whole drink with the dead lizard in it... Are Lizards Poisonous? I never really see anyone eating lizards... Hmmmmm... But what can I do? At least I did not chew it...
Oh well... Pretty disgusting huh... Since what is drank is drank... I shall not be too depressed and grossed out by it... Let my Gothic chan take over~
I am so tempted to dissect it... Oh god... I want to see what is in it... See the intestines in the picture? Hehehe~
And I actually took so many pictures on it... Mum ask me TRY not to take pictures of dead things... I did not listen to her last time and end up with some curse... *Cough* But I cant resist...
What about the poor lizard? I am NOT throwing it away of course~ Hehehe~ It is gonna remain in my cup and I cant wait to show my family the new corpse in my cup~ You dun get to see this sort of things everyday rite?
I should really stop being so creepy for Lolita chan...
Look at the bright side~! At least there is one lesser lizard in the house and it will hopefully be living happily in human form in the heavens~!
Also please help me pass the message to my darling parents if I cant make it to dress me up in Lolita and play Despairs Ray Songs for my Funeral~ Lol!
Saturday, December 29, 2007
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