The Suicidal Lizard

I am beginning to think that...

Either I am SO SUICIDAL that I can actually give off this STRONG AURA of SUICIDE to influence others...

Or I am SO STUPID/BLUR that I can also give of this STRONG AURA OF STUPIDNESS/BLURNESS and make others the same...

Coz it kinda seems to me that the lizards in my house are getting a little suicidal as well...

Dun get what I mean? See this...

Heres the story... On saturday midnight... I went to get and drink and go back to work... Then when I open the door, I felt that I stepped on something... (No it is not cold at all... Maybe my skin too thick?)

Then I also heard this "SQUISH/GUICK" kinda sound... Being rather grossed out I immediately walked into the room slightly scanning the floor and saw a lizard with this yellowish paste...

Went into the room and cool myself... Came out and lizard gone! But found out that it crawled around 10 cm away to its final resting place..

No when I took the picture it is still not DEAD yet... The mouth opened a little and tried its best to gasp for air... I SAW IT OPENING ITS MOUTH...

Surely the lizard should be able to sense me coming or something right?

Even though people do get a little creeped out by my existance at times coz they CLAIMED that I was too quiet when approached them... (Damn did they know that my secret that I am not a normal human? =P) I will take a GONG next time then...

I seriously never knew that Lizard have blood in them... (Saw the blood stain?) And lots of shit... And Substance XXXX...

This is the No. XXXX Lizard that's Death is somehow related to me... -.- I shall refresh your memory...

The Lizard that got drown in my Ginger Tea quite recently...


Lizard that I ALSO STEPPED on quite some time ago...

Not mentioning that one I moved everything in my room TO CATCH... Dun have a camera that time so no pictures... And well some other random one I couldnt remember...

Actually because of this series of Lizard events... Last time I had a curse from the Lizards... I hope it dun act up again though...

Yar my SWOLLEN LIPS(taken when it is a little healed... Was WORSE)... Everyone who saw my lips SAID that it was the Lizard's curse... Even those who din know I stepped on the Lizard... I got this the day after I stepped on the first lizard...

Unfortunately for me... Whether or not it is because of the lizard... The doctor told me that it is a virus that I got somehow which got a creepy name... Cannot be cured... Contagious especially when it act up...

Something Classic my Younger Sister Said:
"I think you are looking more like a Lizard to me"

Oh well thatx the end... Rest in peace lizards... I hope you all like get a better life as maybe a human next life?